Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.