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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.