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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.