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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Living la vida taco!

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.