The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.