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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Spotted on Facebook:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Trending via X:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Just landed via Twitch:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Making waves on TikTok:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Live now on Twitch:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.
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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Going viral on Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Making waves on Twitch:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Shared recently on Discord:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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