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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.