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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.