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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.