Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.