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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.