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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ



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