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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.