Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.