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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ง



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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.