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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.