I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?