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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.