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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, โ€œI don’t even have a coconut!โ€

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesnโ€™t chase them away anymore, so Iโ€™ve started telling them I have a child.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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How many filters does it take before itโ€™s technically a painting?

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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Neurodivergents will be like, โ€˜Iโ€™m so tired,โ€™ and then refuse to sleep because they havenโ€™t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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