You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.