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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

No, I wasnโ€™t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has downloaded:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kidโ€™s apple.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ has downloaded:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Someone told me I wasnโ€™t thinking clearly, as if thatโ€™s even an option.

Making waves on Messenger:

Basketballโ€™s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Going viral on TikTok:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, Iโ€™d be in terrific shape.

Going bananas on Discord:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Shared recently on Threads:

Theyโ€™re making me get out of bed.

Just shared via TikTok:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so Iโ€™m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Trending via Instagram:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Going bananas on Threads:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has downloaded:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has downloaded:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Always remember, if you ever need me, Iโ€™m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Meeting Beyoncรฉ and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

These aliens are taking forever.

Freshly posted on X:

I wish it were social acceptable to say โ€œI donโ€™t careโ€ and walk away mid conversation when youโ€™re bored.

Trending via Discord:

Itโ€™s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Just landed via Messenger:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Going bananas on Threads:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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