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60 shares on Slack this month:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

93 shares on X this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Blink if you want me!

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Blink if you want me!

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