The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service! Related funny posts 😂 I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off. The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.