My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 7, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.