I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.