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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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