A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early… Commentary:"Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all? Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry. I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy! If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee. At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.