An adventure and a dragon would cure me. Commentary:"Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast. This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon. I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
