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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.