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85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

95 shares on Discord this month:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

36 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

77 shares on Threads this month:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

65 shares on Slack this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Occupation: the ugly friend!

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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