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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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