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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.