An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.