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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.