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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Trending via Instagram:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Just landed via Telegram:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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75 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

52 shares on X this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

44 shares on Reddit this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Just shared via WeChat:

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

Seen just now on Discord:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Making waves on YouTube:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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