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"Who needs a workout when you can just socialize? 💪🏼💬 But hey, socializing is like a real-life energizer bunny… it eats up all your batteries! ⚡️😅 #SocialButExhausted"

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

3 weeks ago

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

1 week ago

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

1 week ago

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

3 weeks ago

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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