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"Who needs a workout when you can just socialize? 💪🏼💬 But hey, socializing is like a real-life energizer bunny… it eats up all your batteries! ⚡️😅 #SocialButExhausted"

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48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

99 shares on Threads this month:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Live now on Slack:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Making waves on Reddit:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Breaking via Discord:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Broadcasted on X:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Just landed via X:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Being social sucks all my energy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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