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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

31 shares on Threads this month:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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Going viral on Discord:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Just shared via YouTube:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Trending via Snapchat:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Making waves on Discord:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Going bananas on Discord:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Making waves on X:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Spotted on Facebook:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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