Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
  • I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.
  • Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.
  • Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.