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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.