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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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