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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

3 months ago

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

2 months ago

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

2 months ago

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

3 months ago

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My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

6 months ago

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

1 month ago

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34 shares on Discord this month:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

90 shares on Slack this month:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

94 shares on Discord this month:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Going viral on Discord:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Live now on Twitch:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Making waves on Facebook:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Making waves on Reddit:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Trending via WeChat:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Live now on Facebook:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Making waves on Instagram:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Making waves on Slack:

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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