Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're perfecting the art of couch yoga ๐บ๐๏ธ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Honestly, I donโt think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta. Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher? I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.