Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donu… Commentary:Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” I need to eat healthier but donuts exist. Donuts hug you from the inside. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.