Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

21 shares on Slack this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

22 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?