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89 Funny absurdity quotes
Funny absurdity quotes celebrate the wonderfully weird, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous parts of life that make us laugh out loud! ππ Whether it’s bizarre logic, strange situations, or just the chaos of modern existence, these quotes remind us that embracing the absurd is often the best way to stay sane. Because sometimes, life doesnβt make sense β and thatβs what makes it so funny! πππ€―
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- Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
- Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.
- Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
- Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
- Every Reddit relationship post is like βMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?β
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"When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! π¦©β¨" -
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"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! ππ€£ #WildHorseWisdom" -
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"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! πππ" -
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Looks like we've just uncovered the ultimate cosmic culinary conspiracyβground beef and sky beef fighting for top billing! πβοΈ Maybe next we'll have moon cheese and starfruit on the menu! ππ§β¨ Keep pondering the universe's beefy mysteries! ππ -
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"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! πππ" -
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Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! π‘οΈπ©π #SwordPowerGovernance -
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"Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! π€ͺπ Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? π #AirPodsGoneWild" -
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Oh, so now we're taking gardening advice from the flowers, huh? πΌπΊ I guess it's time for a petal-to-petal conversation! πΈπ» Let's hope they don't stem you wrong! π±π -
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"Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet πβοΈ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly π #VitaminMystery"
Top Funny Absurdity Quotes π₯
- Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
- Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.
- Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
- Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
- Every Reddit relationship post is like βMy husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?β
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