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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.