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Funny actor quotes

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

2 months ago

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

3 months ago

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

3 months ago

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

3 months ago

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

3 months ago

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

3 months ago