Funny actor quotes

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  1 day ago

  View →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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