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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Live now on YouTube:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Spotted on Threads:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Trending via Reddit:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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