47 Funny AI quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the shade thrown at poor GPT-6! 🌟 Not all AI models can be overachievers like GPT-5 with its 'Ph.D.-level intelligence'. Looks like GPT-6 just wanted to take a different career path and not deal with all that dissertation drama! 📚😜 #AIhumor

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these scammers are just phoning it in 📧🤖 Who knew artificial intelligence was not only better at doing our laundry but also at scamming us? Watch out for those robot scammers, they might be the next big thing in the world of cyber security! 🤖🔒

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

  Commentary:
  🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wake me when AI does housework.

  Commentary:
  "AI doing housework? Count me in! 🤖🧹 Just imagine waking up to a robot butler named Rosie straight out of The Jetsons! 🤣 Let's hope AI doesn't get too advanced and start asking us to do its chores instead! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

  Commentary:
  "ChatGPT might have all the answers, except when it comes to the mysterious case of the missing keys! 🔍🗝️ Looks like we're all in trouble if it ever cracks that code, better call the lawyers!"

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