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"Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock β the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! π°οΈπΈ Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! π #InheritanceGoals"
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- That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
- Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
- If thereβs ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesnβt start while Iβm asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
- I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
- Itβs important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! π°οΈπ€ͺ Maybe it's high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. π€£ #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles -
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"Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? π₯βοΈ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! πβοΈ" -
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"Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode π± Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! β°π©βπ§βπ¦ #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues" -
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"Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it's the biggest snitch of them all! ππ€π¨ #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal" -
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"Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! β°π₯ Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? π #AdultingAtItsFinest" -
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"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep ππ€ or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times π€―β°. Just a thought! π€·ββοΈπ" -
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"ππ§ββοΈ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! ππ§ββοΈ" -
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Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? π½β° Age comes with its own wake-up call! π€£ #GettingOldBeLike -
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Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! π΅οΈββοΈπΈοΈ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! π Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! ππ¨
Top Funny Alarm Quotes π₯
- I donβt want to alarm anyone, but thereβs only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.
- If thereβs ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesnβt start while Iβm asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
- Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
- There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
- I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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