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  • You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! 🕰️🤪 Maybe it’s high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. 🤣 #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles

  • Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️”

  • It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t want to start the school year with a ‘Where are the kids?’ panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent’s version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues”

  • Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

    Commentary:
    “Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it’s the biggest snitch of them all! 🛌💤🚨 #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal”

  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! ⏰💥 Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? 😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest”

  • I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷‍♂️😜”

  • As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

    Commentary:
    “🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️”

  • I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

    Commentary:
    Who needs an alarm clock when nature’s calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

  • Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

    Commentary:
    Sounds like you’ve got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! 🕵️‍♂️🕸️ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! 😆 Looks like it’s time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! 🔍💨

  • I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

    Commentary:
    “I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂”

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