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"I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"
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- That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
- It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
- Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.
- I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.
- I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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- I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.
- I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
- There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.
- I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
- It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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