43 Funny alarm quotes

• There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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  3 months ago

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• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  3 months ago

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• You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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  3 months ago

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• Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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  3 months ago

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• It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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  3 months ago

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• I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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  3 months ago

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• Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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  3 months ago

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• Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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  3 months ago

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• I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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  3 months ago

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• As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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  3 months ago

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