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6 months ago
Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are just waiting for us to get our act together before they make their grand entrance 👽🤦‍♂️ After all, who can blame them for wanting to distance themselves from our drama-filled planet? 🌍😂 #AlienShame"
6 months ago
Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: The government even made aliens boring.

Commentary:
Looks like the government's idea of fun is definitely out of this world… 🛸👽 Talk about taking the thrill out of UFO sightings! Seems like even ET needed a permit to visit Earth now 🚫👾 #BoringAliens
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Commentary:
"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"
6 months ago
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
6 months ago
Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"
6 months ago
Share →: These aliens are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Looks like the aliens are on planet Earth time 🌍⏰! Maybe they're just trying to find a parking spot for their UFO 🛸🅿️. Patience is key when dealing with intergalactic travelers, after all! 👽✨"
6 months ago
Share →: What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Commentary:
"Talk about a fashion faux pas! 👽👗 Seems like ET is the odd one out in the galaxy's next top model competition! #FashionForwardInSpace 🌌💫"