28 Funny aliens quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The government even made aliens boring.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the government's idea of fun is definitely out of this world… 🛸👽 Talk about taking the thrill out of UFO sightings! Seems like even ET needed a permit to visit Earth now 🚫👾 #BoringAliens

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These aliens are taking forever.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the aliens are on planet Earth time 🌍⏰! Maybe they're just trying to find a parking spot for their UFO 🛸🅿️. Patience is key when dealing with intergalactic travelers, after all! 👽✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a fashion faux pas! 👽👗 Seems like ET is the odd one out in the galaxy's next top model competition! #FashionForwardInSpace 🌌💫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The History Channel: where ancient aliens are our unsung heroes and conspiracy theories are served with a side of bizarre enlightenment! 👽🛸 Who needs textbooks when you have extraterrestrial intervention to thank for everything, right? 😉 #HistoryAccordingToAliens"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

  Commentary:
  👽🚶‍♂️💊 "Forget little green men, it's the copywriters of pharmaceutical commercials we should be looking out for! 🤔 Their scriptwriting skills are out of this world…literally! 👽✨ Who knew aliens had such a knack for awkwardly listing side effects? 😂 #AliensAmongUs #PharmaGenius"

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