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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Going viral on WeChat:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Spotted on X:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Going viral on Telegram:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Share →: The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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"Ah, The History Channel: where ancient aliens are our unsung heroes and conspiracy theories are served with a side of bizarre enlightenment! 👽🛸 Who needs textbooks when you have extraterrestrial intervention to thank for everything, right? 😉 #HistoryAccordingToAliens"
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Share →: If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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👽🚶‍♂️💊 "Forget little green men, it's the copywriters of pharmaceutical commercials we should be looking out for! 🤔 Their scriptwriting skills are out of this world…literally! 👽✨ Who knew aliens had such a knack for awkwardly listing side effects? 😂 #AliensAmongUs #PharmaGenius"

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Breaking via Discord:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Just landed via Snapchat:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Making waves on Discord:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Making waves on TikTok:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Just landed via Telegram:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Just landed via Telegram:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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