Funny alternate self quotes

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.