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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I hope my email finds you enraged.

Commentary:
"Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"
1 month ago
Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Commentary:
"When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Commentary:
Looks like those tiny but mighty guys are packing a serious punch of attitude! 💥👊 Remember, big personalities come in small packages — and apparently, a lot of fiery energy too! 🔥😄 Who knew anger management could be so compact? 📦😅
2 months ago
Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Commentary:
"Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic pen-clicking dilemma – caught between the wrath of others and the undeniable urge to fidget! It's like a battle of wills, with the pen emerging as the unsuspecting weapon of choice. Just one more click for the road, right? Who knew such a tiny device could spark such big emotions!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Commentary:
"Who needs anger management when you can just outsource the blame, right? It's all about efficiency – why work on yourself when you can just work on annoying others less?"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to clean up the evidence of their rage! 🧹😡 Say goodbye to that grime and hello to sparkling floors and vengeance! 💪✨"