Funny quotes anger

15 Funny anger quotes

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

4 weeks ago

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

2 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

2 months ago

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

3 months ago

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

3 months ago

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

3 months ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

3 months ago

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

3 months ago

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

3 months ago

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

3 months ago

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

3 months ago

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

3 months ago

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

3 months ago