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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Watching women's tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn't put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025