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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Making waves on Instagram:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Just landed via Twitch:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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29 Funny anger quotes

Funny anger quotes 😂 are the perfect remedy when you’re on the brink of turning green with rage 🍏. These witty words of wisdom transform your fury into fits of laughter, making steam-ears more amusing than alarming 🚀. Whether you’re dealing with spilled coffee or an uncooperative Wi-Fi, a dash of humor can turn frustration into fun 🎉. Get ready to giggle your way through grumpy moods and make your angry moments a little brighter! 😄

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8 hours ago
Share →: Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
1 week ago
Share →: Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Commentary:
When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
1 week ago
Share →: Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Commentary:
When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
1 week ago
Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Commentary:
"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Commentary:
"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Commentary:
"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
1 month ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
1 month ago
Share →: I hope my email finds you enraged.

Commentary:
"Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"
2 months ago
Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Live now on WeChat:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Just landed via Threads:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Just landed via Messenger:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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