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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Trending via Facebook:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Going viral on Slack:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Making waves on WeChat:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Making waves on X:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Live now on Threads:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Just landed via Discord:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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54 shares on Pinterest this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

78 shares on Telegram this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

69 shares on Slack this month:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

Spotted on Discord:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Shared recently on Slack:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Breaking via Discord:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Just landed via Slack:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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