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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Live now on Discord:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Making waves on Telegram:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Just landed via Discord:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Just shared via Slack:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Going viral on Facebook:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Just landed via X:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Going viral on Discord:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Going viral on Twitch:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Spotted on Slack:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Going viral on Twitch:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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