38 Funny annoying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe it's a bit of both! 🤔 Age gracefully and just crank up the volume of your 'ignore' button! 😆👵🔇"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️‍♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! 🐱😆 Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! 😼💕 No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend! 🐾✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

  Commentary:
  "Them: 'Ugh, could you be more annoying?' Me: 'Oh God, yes!' 🙄😝 Who knew annoying could be so achievable, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'the more, the merrier' clearly didn't have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯‍♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"

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