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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

3 months ago

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

3 months ago

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

3 months ago

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

3 months ago

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

3 months ago

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

3 months ago

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

3 months ago

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

3 months ago

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

3 months ago

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

3 months ago

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

3 months ago

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

3 months ago

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

3 months ago

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

3 months ago

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

3 months ago