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34 Funny anticipation quotes

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
How quickly family vacations go from "Omg, we only have 4 days left" to "Omg, we still have 4 days left"

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Me waking up: wow, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
It's just a matter of time until they add "syndrome" after my name.

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025