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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Seen just now on X:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Just shared via Twitch:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Just landed via TikTok:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Reported on Facebook:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Just landed via Discord:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Making waves on Reddit:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁‍♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I've got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Commentary:
"Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Just shared via Slack:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Trending via YouTube:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Reported on Messenger:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Freshly posted on X:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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